Are you a George Jones guy in a Garth Brooks world? A Loretta Lynn gal trying to understand why people still call Shania Twain a "country" artist?
Well, then this website is for you! Here's your chance to read all about Nashville pop, from the late-'50s "Nashville Sound" and the "countrypolitan" scene of the '70s to today's chart-toppers and pretty-boy hat acts, seen through the lens of DJ Joe Sixpack, a hick music know-it-all with a heart of gold...
Your comments and suggestions are welcome, particularly suggestions for artists or albums I might have missed. Other types of twang are reviewed elsewhere in my Hick Music Guide.
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Pam Gadd & Porter Wagoner "Something To Brag About" (Gusto, 2004)
Hillbilly old-timer Porter Wagoner had a soft spot for singing duets with purty gals -- first he had Norma Jean as his partner, then Dolly Parton, and later Pam Gadd, of the band Wild Rose. Porter sounds pretty washed-up here, but Gadd puts in a good performance. Good songs, but you can easily find better records by both of these artists singing solo, and they never really click as duet partners. You could pass on this one, unless you're really a super-duper dedicated fan.
Pamela Rose Gadd & Porter Wagoner "22 Country And Gospel Duets" (Tee Vee, 2007)
Chris Gaines - see Garth Brooks
Pat Garrett "Pat Garrett And The Straight Shooters" (Golddust, 1980) (LP)
Pat Garrett "Dancin' With A Cowboy" (Golddust, 2008)
Glen Garrison "Country! Country!" (Imperial, 1967) (LP)
(Produced by Scott Turner)
An ex-rockabilly rebel-gone-West Coast country singer who sounds stylistically and vocally very much like Buck Owens, Garrison only had two songs chart in the Top 100, including "Goodbye Swingers," off this album, which hit #72. Despite the lack of commercial success, this is still fun stuff. If you like vintage Buck Owens, there's no reason not to like this album, too... Even Buck agreed: he wrote the liner notes, opining on the differences between Hollywood and Nashville country. Garrison certainly seems like an artist ripe for reissue, particularly if anyone wanted to collect his earlier rock'n'roll records, which for years have only been available on far-flung rockabilly comps.
Glen Garrison "If I Lived Here: The Country Soul Of Glen Garrison" (Imperial, 1968) (LP)
(Produced by Scott Turner)
Matt Gary "I'm Just Sayin' " (EP) (Quarterback, 2010)
I could see this guy making it big. This indie-released EP is very faithful to generic, guy-oriented, modern Nashville pop-country conventions: there are the ringing, vaguely U2-ish electric guitars, the appeals to nostalgia and simple virtues (as on "The Days You Live For" which evokes milestones such as buying your first car and saying "I do" at the altar...) and even a novelty number that's so dumb that it might just be a hit ("Can't Take Her Anywhere" in which his girlfriend isn't very portable not because she's difficult or weird, but because she's so freakin' hot, that everyone always flips out whenever she's around...) Gary doesn't have the world's greatest voice, but he sounds about as "okay" as most of the other dudes in the Top Country charts today; a little bit of extra ooompf on the mix, and he's golden. I'm sure there are about a bazillion well-produced demos just like this out there these days, but I'm still curious to see how things go for this guy. Only time will tell!
Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers - see artist discography
Keith Gattis "Keith Gattis" (RCA, 1995)
(Produced by Norro Wilson)
Keith Gattis "Big City Blues" (Smith Music, 2003)
Crystal Gayle "The Best Of Crystal Gayle" (Curb, 1993)
Think how scary it must have been to be Crystal Gayle... You're Loretta Lynn's kid sister, and in the mid-1970s ya emerge out of the lower rungs of the Country Top 40 to become a super-duper superstar in your own right, epitomizing the height of 70's pop-country cheesiness... Then, when you make a few sad little stabs at sounding country again (as heard here on songs like "Heart Mender" and "River Road"), you're brutally punished in the sales charts... This disc is an interesting collection, which hopscotches back and forth between her pre- and post-"Brown Eyes Blue" recordings, including a few less well-known tracks from the early '70s that show a slightly rootsier side to her work than we normally hear... In a sense -- a very limited sense -- I guess this could be considered her "true" country record... At any rate, it was thoughtfully assembled with an ear for material that Gayle's regular fan base might not know that well. The sci-fi-ish "We Must Believe In Magic," which closes off the disc, is a real disaster, though... But other that that, this disc has some interesting surprises.
Crystal Gayle "The Best Of Crystal Gayle" (Rhino, 2002)
The ultimate, horrible conclusion of the whole super-posh, pretentious torch song tendencies of the countrypolitan scene. Yeesh. If you've heard "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" (which, I hate to admit, I still sort of like, in a pit-of-my-stomach sick kinda way...) well, then you've heard the best she can do. The rest of her hits follow the same formula, but they aren't as good. I am horrified to find out how many of the other songs I actually dimly recall hearing at one time or another. And they called this stuff "country"? Brrrrrrr. Scary.
Ashley Gearing "Maybe It's Time" (Squeeze Records, 2006)
(Produced by Cliff Downs)
The lone record by this youthful performer... Sort of a "lost album" of early 21st Century top-country, this came out on an indie label but has all the hallmarks of the major label chart-toppers in an era when Sara Evans and Martina McBride still reigned supreme: plenty of gooey romantic ballads slathered with bombastic pop arrangements, sounding more influenced by contemporary R&B than by old-school C&W. Even the twangy numbers go overboard, with American Idol-style soul vocalese and really bad electric guitar solos. I'm sure for some super-fans of the style this is a real gem, but for me it was real torture. Terrible music combined with no sense of restraint or self-editing, although Gearing does seem like a very earnest performer.
Bobbie Gentry - see artist discography
Gary Gentry "Greatest Hits" (Saico, 2005)
A Texas songwriter who had a couple of Back Forty singles in the early 1980s... Not sure what vintage these recordings are, but he sure is looking long in the tooth on the album cover... Guess he went kind of novelty/outlaw... and indie, too... as these albums would suggest.
Gary Gentry "Biker Songs: Biker Heroes And Hell Raisers" (Laughing Hyena, 2008)
Gary Gentry "Trucker Songs" (Laughing Hyena, 2008)
Commercial Country Albums - More Letter "G"
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